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Octopus jokes

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What do you call an octopus with no legs?
A puss

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Why did the mermaid break up with the octopus?
Because he was all hands!

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How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

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Seahorse jokes

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What did the cowboy ride at the beach? A seahorse

2 jokes

Oyster jokes

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Are oysters strong because they have large mussels?

5 jokes

Dolphin jokes

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how do dolphins get high????? they puff-a-fish

8 jokes

Shark jokes

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Do man-eating sharks eat women too?

18 jokes

Fish jokes

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When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?