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Shark jokes

  
Requested in Society & Nature by JustMe
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What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Jellyfish
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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What kind of shark is the best gambler?
A Card Shark
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What do you feed a hungry shark that is after you?
Jawbreakers
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers
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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in a shark's mouth?
Lefty
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What do you get when you cross a US president with a shark?
Jaws Washington
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Do man-eating sharks eat women too?

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