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Knock knock
Who's there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use, I've forgotten my key again.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Irene
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but no one will answer the door!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Howell
Howl who?
Howell you know unless you open the door?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel get you nowhere so tell the truth!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I'll tell you.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Gus
Gus who?
Gus you don't want to play.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Spider
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says I like you!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Sam
Sam who?
Sam day you'll recognize me!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Tuna
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Iris
Iris who?
Iris you were here!
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Who's there?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Owl
Owl who?
Owl Aboard!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Sid
Sid who?
Sid down and have a cup of tea.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Guinea
Guinea who?
Guinea a break!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Hewlett
Hewlett who?
Who let all of the mosquitos in?!
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