Answer 1

Mother: What did you learn in school today?
Little Johnny: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Little Johnny: I don't know. They haven't taught us how to read yet!

Answer 2

Teacher: If you had 6 apples and I asked you for 3, how many would you have left?
Little Johnny: 6.

Answer 3

Math Teacher: Johnny, what are 2, 4, 6 and 8?
Little Johnny: FOX, NBC, CNN, and ESPN!

Answer 4

Little Johnny: What's the letter after X?
Teacher: Y
Little Johnny: Because I want to know.

Answer 5

Little Johnny was at football practice and the coach asked "Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goalposts?" Johnny quickly said "me, sir!" The coach replied "Johnny, you are the worst on the team." Johnny explained "But coach... goalposts can't jump!"

Answer 6

Little Johnny: Dad, where did I get all of my intelligence come from?
Father: Son, it must have been from your mother because I still have mine!

Answer 7

Mother: I just found an S&M magazine in Little Johnny's closet!...

Answer 8

G.I. Joe has Chuck Norris action figures.

Answer 9

Yo mama so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she...

Answer 10

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Answer 11

What happens when a Pollock doesn't pay the garbage bill? They...