Answer 1

Police arrested 2 kids. One was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Answer 2

How does an LA cop catch fish?
He catches one and beats it until it tells him where the others are!

Answer 3

Policeman: I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?
Driver: Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?

Answer 4

Policeman: Ma'm, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.
Driver: Well, I have contacts.
Policeman: I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!

Answer 5

Police officers' 4 basic food groups:
1. Glazed
2. Jelly
3. Powdered
4. Chocolate Frosted

Answer 6

When the police arrest a mime do they still tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Answer 7

What did the cop's wife tell him when they were arguing?
"Oh, give it arrest!"

Answer 8

Where are the only places with 24-hour police protection?
Donut shops

Answer 9

A police officer catches a kid speeding using radar...
 
Policeman: I've been waiting here for you all day.
Driver: I got here as fast as I could!

Answer 10

Why did the police officer smell?
He was on duty.

Answer 11

make a pig noise obnoxiously loud.

Answer 12

Answer 13

What is the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The...

Answer 14

How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

Answer 15

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Driver: No, I...