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Policeman: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Driver: I'm in a car pool.

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Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign?
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?
Where there is a fork in the road.

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"I've never flown before," the nervous old lady said to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, won't you?"

"All I can say m'am," said the pilot, "is that I haven't left anyone up there yet!"

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