Answer 1

What do you call a grandfather clock?
An old timer

Answer 2

What do you get when you cross a coward with a clock?
A nervous tick

Answer 3

Why should you never throw away a clock?
Because it's a waste of time.

Answer 4

What did the digital clock say to his mother?
Look ma! No hands!

Answer 5

Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
It always went back four seconds.

Answer 6

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

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The chance of a piece of bread falling buttered side down is...