Answer 1

A man is riding on a train and is carrying 3 babies. The lady next to him asks "are they your babies?" The man lowers his head and says "no, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints."

Answer 2

A mother dials 911 saying "you have to come right away! My child swallowed a condom." As they start driving towards the house she calls back. Relieved, she says "you don't have to come after all - my husband found another."

Answer 3

What do women and condoms have in common?
If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.

Answer 4

Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Answer 5

How many animals can you fit in a condom?
One cock, two bulls and as many hairs as you like.

Answer 6

What is the difference between cricketers and condoms?
Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catch the drops.

Answer 7

What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
One is a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear!

Answer 8

What is the difference between a condom and a coffin?
They both hold stiffs but one's coming and one's going.

Answer 9

Why did the condom fly across the room?
It was pissed off!

Answer 10

What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Melt them to make a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Answer 11

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Answer 12

There was a young pervert from Zea Who said, "Alas, I can't...

Answer 13

A guy walks up to a pharmacy counter where a woman is filling...

Answer 14

What does an impotent man eat for breakfast? Nut 'n Raisin Honey

Answer 15

Sign at the front desk of a sperm bank: "Thank you for coming"

Answer 16

A gay guy is cruising in a gay bar. He finds a hot guy, they...