Dirty Condom jokes

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A guy walks up to a pharmacy counter where a woman is filling prescriptions. She takes forever to finally help him. When she finally does he tells her "I'd like 99 condoms please."

Upset that she'll have to round up so many more packages, the pharmacist mutters "99 condoms! Fuck me!" The guy replies "make it 100 then!"

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