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Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I didn't.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: No. But they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder!
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Defendant: As the Lord is my judge, I am not guilty.
Judge: He's not, I am, you are, 3 months, next!
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Judge: I'm holding you in contempt of court.
Witness: But I'm doing my best to hide it!
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Why do they ask you in court if you swear to tell the truth? If you plan on lying do they really think you'd tell them?
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