Latest jokes tagged lawyers

24 jokes

Lawyer jokes

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Make crime pay. Be a lawyer.

21 jokes

Clean Lawyer jokes

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What is the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The...

14 jokes

Courtroom jokes

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Attorney: Do you believe you are emotionally stable? Witness:...

10 jokes

Short Lawyer jokes

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What do an apple and a lawyer have in common? They both look good...

9 jokes

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You know you need a new lawyer when he warns a hostile witness...

8 jokes

Judge jokes

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Confucius say... Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.

7 jokes

Will jokes

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Where there's a will there's 400 relatives.

4 jokes

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can...

4 jokes

Court jokes

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Why do they ask you in court if you swear to tell the truth? If...

3 jokes

Law jokes

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Why is it against the law to whisper? Because it isn't aloud!

3 jokes

Dirty Lawyer jokes

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What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? The tie...

2 jokes

Jury Duty jokes

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A jury is a group of 12 people who determine which client has the...