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When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before a crime he's called an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after a crime he's called a defense lawyer.

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What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

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Why is it against the law to whisper?
Because it isn't aloud!

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