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How Many Lawyers to Change a Light Bulb jokes
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant!
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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