Answer 1

A young polar bear cub approached his mother.

Cub: Am I a polar bear?
Mother: Of course you are!

He padded off and found his dad by an iceberg.

Cub: Am I a polar bear, dad?
Father: You sure are, son!

The next day he asked his parents again and again if they were both polar bears, making him 100% pure polar bear. His parents couldn't stand it any longer and asked why he kept questioning them about it. The cub confessed "because I'm FREEZING!"

Answer 2

Pandas are the least racist animal... They're black, white and...

Answer 3

What do you call a bear with no parents? Rupert the Bastard

Answer 4

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar

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