Answer 1

What is blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung!

Answer 2

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage!

Answer 3

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

Answer 4

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass.

Answer 5

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends on how hard you throw them!

Answer 6

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

Answer 7

What is the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?
I don't fuck a pizza in the ass before I eat it.

Answer 8

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

Answer 9

What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off when you jump on the trampoline.

Answer 10

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!

Answer 11

What is white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snow blower.

Answer 12

What do you call a dead baby and six-week-old bread?
A Big Mac

Answer 13

What do you call a dead baby in the middle of the ocean with no arms and no legs?
Fucked!

Answer 14

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

Answer 15

What crawls on the floor and can't fit in an elevator?
A baby with a javelin through its head!

Answer 16

What is the difference between a dead baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an axe.

Answer 17

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork

Answer 18

What's better than a dead baby?
Two dead babies.

Answer 19

what is red slimy and crawling up your leg?
a homesick abortion

Answer 20

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Answer 22

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Answer 23

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