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Little Suzie got her first period. Not really sure what was going on, she showed Little Johnny. After lifting her skirt, Little Johnny exclaimed "I'm no doctor, but it looks like somebody cut your dick off!"
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Little Johnny's parents took him to a nude beach. Johnny and his father go out to the water. Then Johnny comes back to the beach.
Little Johnny: What are those things on that girl's chest?
Mom: They're tits.
Little Johnny: Why are they bigger than yours?
Mom: The bigger they are the dumber they are.
He goes out to play and then comes back.
Little Johnny: What is that thing below a guy's waist?
Mom: That's a dick, son.
Little Johnny: Why is it bigger than dad's?
Mom: The bigger they are the dumber they are.
He goes out to play and then comes back.
Little Johnny: Mom, daddy was staring at this girl's tits and he got dumber and dumber and dumber.
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Little Johnny asked his mom, "Do babies come from storks?" "Yes," she replied. Johnny thought for a second and then asked "so then who's going around fucking all these storks?"
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Why should u never fight an dinosour
Because I will get jurrass kicked
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