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What do you get when you mix Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
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Gone are the days when booze was booze, pussy was pussy, boss was boss and king was king. Now pussy is king, booze is boss, and the boss is a pussy.
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Why is a female like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.
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What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We would be eating pussy every Thanksgiving!
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What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
Beat it, we're closed
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What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks Funny
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If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and your donkey ate my chicken what would you have?
3 feet of my cock up your ass.
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
Trust me.
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The five greatest kings that have brought happiness into people's lives...
Drinking, licking, sucking, fucking, and wanking!
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People say I have a bad attitude. I say fuck 'em!
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Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and and if he touches your pussy say "stop."
Daughter: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop."
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after four hours of the plumber being at the womans house she says now that your done cleaning my pipes can you fix my sink
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A black guy finds a genie. The genie says "you have 3 wishes." The black guy says "I want to be white, skinny and surrounded by pussy." Poof! The genie says "nigga, you a tampon!"
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What is the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.
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What is the difference between a dick and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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What do you get from crossing a whore with a systems engineer?
A fucking know-it-all!
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Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going.
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