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A farmer and his new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by horses. Suddenly, the oldest horse stumbled. The farmer said "that's once."
A little further along, the old horse stumbled again. The farmer said "That's twice."
A little while later that old horse stumbled once again. The farmer didn't say anything this time. He reached under his seat, pulled a shotgun out and shot the horse.
His new bride shouted "that was an awful thing to do!" The farmer said "that's once."
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A man got out to fix his car that broke down on a country road. A cow came up beside him and said "the carburetor is probably your problem." The man jumped back in surprise and ran down to tell the farmer nearby.
"Was it a brown cow with a red spot over its left eye?" the farmer asked. "Yes, that's the one!" the man said. The farmer replied "ah, I wouldn't listen to Emma. She doesn't know anything about cars."
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If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
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Why are farmers only buried 6 inches deep?
So he can still get a hand out.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure!
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