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Rooster jokes

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A rooster sits on the roof of a barn. If it lays an egg which side will it roll off?
Neither. Roosters don't lay eggs!

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Why did the rooster run away?
It was chicken.

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Pig jokes

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That piggy looks constipated.

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Chicken jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide

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Computer Chicken jokes

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OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago but it was so...

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Scarecrow jokes

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Yo mama so ugly if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

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Rural jokes

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You might be from rural America if you think cow tipping is an...