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What is a frog's favorite year?
Leap year.
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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat what bugs them.
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What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
One goes "ribbit" and the other goes "rub it."
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How did the toad die?
He just croaked!
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How do you get a frog off your car's back window?
Use the rear defrogger.
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What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
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You have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand. What do you have?
Kermit's undivided attention!
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What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits
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What happens when 2 frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!
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What is green, slimy, and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad
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What is the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat only has 9 lives but a frog is constantly croaking!
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