Clean Frog jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by MC Jester
edited by MC Jester

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What is a frog's favorite year?
Leap Year

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What is a frog's favorite soft drink?
Croak-a-cola

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What do you get from planting a frog?
A cr-oak tree

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Why did the frog go to the hospital?
To get a HOPeration.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

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Where do frogs sit?
On toadstools

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"Time's fun when you're having flies."
- Kermit the Frog

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Frog jokes

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Clean Bird jokes

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Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.

3 jokes

Clean Skunk jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by NumeroOcho

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

3 jokes

Clean Parrot jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

3 jokes

Clean Puppy jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

What do you get when you cross a puppy and a cantaloupe? A...