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At what funeral do you smell your own flowers?
Your wedding
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Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
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A wife starts laughing at her husband's funeral. Everyone starts asking her why and she says "this is the first time I've known where my husband is going."
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What did one casket say to the other?
"That you coffin?"
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"Crematoriums really make my blood boil!"
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Go to other people's funerals or they won't go to yours.
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Wife: If you died I would make sure my mother came for your funeral.
Husband: Over my dead body!
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What kind of cars do an undertaker and his wife drive?
His and hearse
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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