Gross jokes - Pardon My Ego

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How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender.

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How do you recycle a used tampon?
As a tea bag for vampires

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When John Candy died it was discovered he was dealing drugs. They pulled down his pants and found 50 lbs of crack.

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What does a prostitute take home with her in the morning?
Assorted creams

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How do you know you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew.

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What is grosser than gross?
Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt!

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Did you hear diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in the jeans!

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What's grosser than gross?
A girl does the splits and then sticks to the floor.

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What's grosser than gross?
A girl does the splits and then sticks to the floor.

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