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Answer 2

Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking why don't hunters just use flamethrowers?

Answer 3

Hal: That's a beautiful stuffed lion! When did you bag him?
Steve: 3 years ago when I was hunting with my wife.
Hal: What is it stuffed with?
Steve: My wife.

Answer 4

A couple blondes go duck hunting.

1st Blonde: Why haven't we caught anything yet?
2nd Blonde: I told you... I think we aren't throwing the dog high enough!

Answer 5

Why do hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.

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Answer 7

What is a volcano? A mountain with the hiccups!

Answer 8

How many environmentalists does it take to screw in a light...

Answer 9

If the weather man says there's a 50% chance of rain does that...

Answer 10

Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He saw the snow blower...