Weather jokes

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts - this is no ordinary blow job!

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Why are meteorologists always so nervous?
Their future is always up in the air.

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If the weather man says there's a 50% chance of rain does that mean he has no idea if it's going to rain or not?

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Rainbow jokes

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What bow can't be tied? A rainbow

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Hurricane jokes

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Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.

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Mountain jokes

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What is a volcano? A mountain with the hiccups!

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Environmentalist jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by JustMe

How many environmentalists does it take to screw in a light...

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Rain jokes

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? He wanted to be a polyunsaturated.