James Bond jokes

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How does James Bond like his pussy?
Shaven, not furred.

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Father: I used to play baseball all the time. On the field they would even call me "James Bond!"
Son: Wow, because you had all sorts of tricks up your sleeve?
Father: Mainly because my average was .007.

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