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Requested in Jobs & Business by MC Jester
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Why did the invisible man refuse a job offer?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
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A boss tells his new employee "I'll give you $8/hr starting now and in 3 months I'll raise it to $10/hr. When would you like to start?" The employee says "in 3 months."
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A guy wakes up with a hangover. "Honey, I know I made a fool of myself at the party last night. Tell me what I did."

His wife says "you got in an argument with your boss." "Well, piss on him!" says the guy. "You did so he fired you," says his wife. "Screw him!" he says. "That's exactly what I did," says his wife "so you're back at work on Monday."
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Who earns their living without doing a day's work?
A night watchman
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Why do bakers work so hard?
Because they need the dough.
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Why do people go to the unemployment office to find a job?
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"I once had a job in a shoe factory but I just didn't fit in."
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Being a telephone operator is not just a profession... it's a calling.
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Nice to meet you, you're hired

 

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Opting for the milkman role was a no brainer,
I needed the float.:-)
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Applying for the administration job at the crematorium was Soul destroying.
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