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Patient: Doctor, I'm a kleptomaniac!
Psychiatrist: Take these pills. If that doesn't work pick me up a DVD player!
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"I'm a kleptomaniac but I'm taking something for it."
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It is hard to explane puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
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