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What's funny about psychiatry? Nothing - they are corrupt,...

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Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

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I want procrastination and I want it tomorrow!

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"It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right!"

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It is hard to explane puns to kleptomaniacs because they always...

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A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative!

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"I tried to daydream but my mind kept wandering."

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How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb? "So...

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Yo mama so stupid if she got amnesia she'd get smarter.

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Boss: We're very keen on cleanliness at this company. Did you wipe...

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What do you call a midget fortune teller who escapes from...

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"I joined Bachelors Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting...

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If you want to know more about paranoids follow them around.

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I held a festival of peace and meditation. My neighbors complained...