Answer 1

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.

Answer 2

One behaviorist says to the other after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"

Answer 3

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
"How many do you think it takes?"

Answer 4

A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a gorgeous girl enters the room.

Answer 5

How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"So how long have you been having this fantasy?"

Answer 6

What's funny about psychiatry? Nothing - they are corrupt,...

Answer 7

I held a festival of peace and meditation. My neighbors complained...

Answer 8

Yo mama so stupid if she got amnesia she'd get smarter.

Answer 9

"I joined Bachelors Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting...

Answer 10