Answer 1

"Will you love me when I'm old and ugly?"
"Darling, of course I do."

Answer 2

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The swallow

Answer 3

Julie broke off her engagement. Her friend asked her "what happened? I thought it was love at first sight?"

Julie explained "it was. But the second and third ones changed my mind!"

Answer 4

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!

Answer 5

Love is when intercourse is called "making love." Lust is when intercourse is called "screwing." Marriage is when intercourse is called "arguing."

Answer 6

What is love?
The delusion that one woman is different from another.

Answer 7

Love thy neighbor but make sure her husband is away!

Answer 8

What is the difference between like and love?
Spit and swallow

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Answer 10

What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.

Answer 11

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?

Answer 12

Mark: I don't know if I'm really in love with her.
Jim: Just ask yourself this one question... would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?

Answer 13

"Love is a matter of chemistry. That's why my wife treats me like toxic waste!"

Answer 14

What is the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.

Answer 15

She was hungry for love and didn't know where her next male was coming from...

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Answer 17

Girl: "Sorry, I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy:...

Answer 18

A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's...

Answer 19

Knock knock whos there? Go fuck yourself

Answer 20

Answer 21