Answer 1

Dear John,

I haven't been able to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Please forgive and forget. It's breaking my heart to be away from you. I was a fool and nobody can take your place. I love you!

All my love,
Belinda

P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.

Answer 2

"Have you heard about the aftershave that drives women wild?"
"Is it Canoe?"
"No, it's a new one. It smells like 100 dollar bills."

Answer 3

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.

Answer 4

A man asks a trainer in the gym "I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?" The trainer says "use the ATM outside the gym!"

Answer 5

A guy passionately kisses a girl. Then the girl whispers to him "kiss me like that one more time and I'm yours forever!" The guy yells "thanks for the warning!"

Answer 6

"I used to go out with a girl with a wooden leg but I had to break it off!"

Answer 7

Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy

Answer 8

A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

Answer 9

Girl: "Sorry, I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy:...

Answer 10

Answer 11

They are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous...

Answer 12

Knock knock whos there? Go fuck yourself

Answer 13