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Why do painters get upset so easily?
They're very emulsional.
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It's not real bright but it's cheap and and spreads easy.
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What do men and spray paint have in common?
One squeeze and they're all over you.
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What did the painter say to the wall?
"One more crack and I'll plaster you!"
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What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
A coat of paint
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Did you hear about the painter who was fired for dropping things on people?
He couldn't hold his lacquer!
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