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I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet he's adopted...

Answer 2

What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!

Answer 3

"I've never had a need to get married. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears in the afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night!"

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Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Got stuck in a trap, chewed...