Phone jokes

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How are dogs like telephones?
They have collar ID.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones

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How did the telephone get married?
In a double-ring ceremony

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?
They all have phones.

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iPhone jokes

Requested in Science & Tech by a contributor

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Operator jokes

Requested in Jobs & Business by a contributor

Reporter: Would you say being a telephone operator is a business...

2 jokes

Voicemail jokes

Requested in Relationships & Family by Argo

Answering machine message: "Leave a message and I'll call you...

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Galileo jokes

Requested in Science & Tech by MC Jester

3 jokes

Black Hole jokes

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Why was the black hole unpopular? Because he sucked so bad.