Republican jokes

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A Republican will consider every way of reducing taxes except cutting expenses.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They only screw the poor.

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"I'm a Republican because not everyone can be on welfare."

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You might be a Republican if jokes

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You might be a Republican if you've ever referred to the moral...

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Princess jokes

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How did Princess Di stay so thin? She went on a crash diet.

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Nazi jokes

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"We were married in Long Island by a very Reform Rabbi... a Nazi!"

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Queen jokes

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Why did Cleopatra think she didn't need to see a psychiatrist? She...

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Peace jokes

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.