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Space jokes

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The moon may be a nice place to visit but it lacks atmosphere...

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Wernher von Braun settled for V-2 when he could have had a V-8.

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How can you tell a planet is married?
It has a ring around it.

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How do stars clean themselves off?
Meteor showers

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If the sky is the limit is space over the limit?

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If space is a vacuum who changes the bags?

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Why did the rocket lose his job?
He was fired.

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Why did the man dump ground beef on his head?
He wanted a meatier shower.

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