Answer 1

Answer 2

Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!

Answer 3

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...

Answer 4

"OK, who put a stop payment on my reality check!?"

Answer 5

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Answer 6

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people don't have film.

Answer 7

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Answer 8

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Answer 9

If you found a 5-dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have?
Someone else's coat.

Answer 10

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege!"

Answer 11

The number of people that are watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Answer 12

What do Mr. Razzi's children call him?
Papa Razzi

Answer 13

Why is this joke not funny?
Because the punchline is horrible.

Answer 14

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Answer 15

Ignorance can be cured but stupid is forever.

Answer 16

Most people don't act stupid. It's the real thing.

Answer 17

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew!"

Answer 18

"I'm not saying you're stupid... I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking."

Answer 19

I'm not anti-social. I'm just anti-stupid.

Answer 20

What is the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?
Nothing. They both think they know everything!

Answer 21

A blonde walks into a doctor's office. "Doctor, what's wrong with...

Answer 22

Knock Knock Who's there? Monkey ass

Answer 23

When did Julius Caesar die? A couple days before his funeral.

Answer 24

Yo mama so stupid she yelled into the mailbox to send a voicemail.

Answer 25