Answer 1

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Answer 2

If at first you don't succeed go back and reload the gun!

Answer 3

There are two rules for success in life:

#1 Never tell everything you know.

Answer 4

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Answer 5

If you try to fail and you succeed which did you do?

Answer 6

If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you tried.

Answer 7

If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try it like your wife told you to do it?

Answer 8

Where does success come before work?
In the dictionary

Answer 9

If at first you don't succeed blame someone else and seek counseling!

Answer 10

If at first you don't succeed lower your standards.

Answer 11

If at first you don't succeed then maybe you just suck!

Answer 12

The auditor tells the taxpayer "I'm afraid we can't let you deduct...

Answer 13

The leaders of the Banker's Union are men of principle who always...

Answer 14

Why do banks leave the doors to the vault open but chain the pens...

Answer 15

When you put "THE" and "IRS" together it forms "THEIRS."....

Answer 16

What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything