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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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"Let's go swimming! Water you wading for?"
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He was so unlucky his swimming pool burned down.
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If they have smoking sections in restaurants they might as well have peeing sections in swimming pools!
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What did the blonde say when she came in last in the 100-yard breaststroke competition?
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Never test the depth of water with both feet.
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"A man knocked on my door asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
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Why was the diver angry at the diving board?
Because it flipped him off!
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