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A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender serves him a beer. "How much will it be?" the neutron asks. "For you?" the bartender replies, "no charge."
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A guy walks into a bar and sees the woman bartender.
Guy: Hey babe, Anheuser Busch?
Bartender: Fine, and how's your dick?
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Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
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A guy with a gun walks into a bar. "Who the fuck had sex with my wife?" he yells. A voice in the background says "you don't have enough bullets man!"
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A woman walks into a bar with her Chihuahua. She sits down next to a guy and notices he's feeling a little queasy. The guy then looks at her and throws up. He looks down and sees the little dog covered in vomit and says "Wow, I don't remember eating that!"
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says "I've lost an electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first one says "Yes, I'm positive!"
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. "Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" the bartender asks. The pirate replies "it's driving me nuts!"
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
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A golf club walks into a bar and orders a whiskey but the bartender refuses to serve him. "Why?" asks the golf club. The bartender replies "because I know you're going to be driving later."
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Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "OK. I'll serve you a beer but don't get any ideas!"
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Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says "you guys better not start anything in here!"
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A group of fonts walk into a bar. "Get out of my bar!" the bartender shouts, "we don't serve your type in here."
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A termite walks into a bar and says "is the bar tender here?"
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A lizard walks into a bar and sits down. "Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!" the bartender says to him. The lizard says "oh yeah? You got a drink named Kevin?"
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2 oranges walk into a bar
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your round
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here.''
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