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I run but I never walk. I have a mouth but I never talk. I have a bed but I never lie. What am I?
A river
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I don't have lungs or a chest but I need air. I am not alive but I grow. I don't have a mouth and I'm allergic to water. What am I?
Fire
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You answer me but I never ask you questions. What am I?
A telephone
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