Answer 1

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 8 beers!

Answer 2

What is the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
Elvis has been sighted.

Answer 3

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.

Answer 4

What is the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Answer 5

What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
A jeweler sells watches while a jailor watches cells.

Answer 6

What is the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?
Only some of the patients think they're God.

Answer 7

What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
The drunk guy runs it while the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Answer 8

What is the difference between a bride and a groom?
The bride gets a shower but for the groom it's curtains!

Answer 9

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Everybody can roast beef.

Answer 10

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.

Answer 11

What is the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls track team?
The Pygmies are a bunch of Cunning little Runts!

Answer 12

What is the difference between sin and shame?
It is a sin to put it in but it's a shame to pull it out.

Answer 13

What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
The first one is a raving showman and the other is a shaving Roman.

Answer 14

What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get the clock...

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Answer 16

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and the Godfather? An...

Answer 17

You answer me but I never ask you questions. What am I? A telephone

Answer 18

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she.