Answer 1

Yo mama glasses so thick a blind person could see with them!

Answer 2

Yo mama glasses so thick when she looks at maps she sees people waving at her.

Answer 3

Yo mama glasses so thick she burns ants with them.

Answer 4

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

Answer 5

Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 6

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 7

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

Answer 8

yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed