Answer 1

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach!

Answer 2

Yo mama so nasty Ozzy Osbourne wouldn't bite her head off.

Answer 3

Yo mama so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Answer 4

Yo mama so nasty they call her the carpenter's delight, flat as a board and easy to nail!

Answer 5

Yo mama so nasty when she was born the doctor slapped her ass and she gave him her phone number.

Answer 6

Yo mama so nasty she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.

Answer 7

Yo mama so nasty she sells crabs to Red Lobster.

Answer 8

Yo mama so nasty when she heard the neighbor next door tell his son to take out the trash she was flattered.

Answer 9

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left!

Answer 10

Yo mama so nasty even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

Answer 11

Yo mama so nasty the roaches in her house ask to be sprayed!

Answer 12

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot. Now R2D2's got AIDS!

Answer 13

Yo mama so nasty she make Right Guard turn left, make Secret obvious, make Speed Stick slow down, and get Sure confused!

Answer 14

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

Answer 15

Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 16

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 17

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

Answer 18

yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed