Answer 1

Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class.

Answer 2

Yo mama so old her birth certificate expired.

Answer 3

Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died!

Answer 4

Yo mama so old her copy of the Bible is autographed.

Answer 5

Yo mama so old she used to babysit Jesus.

Answer 6

Yo mama so old she looks like my scrotum sack.

Answer 7

Yo mama so old she took her driver's test on a dinosaur.

Answer 8

Yo mama so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Answer 9

Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Answer 10

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Answer 11

Yo mama so old her memory is in black and white.

Answer 12

Yo mama so old they cancelled her blood type!

Answer 13

Yo mama so old they have to have a fireman there every time she lights her birthday candles!

Answer 14

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

Answer 15

Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 16

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 17

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

Answer 18

yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed