Answer 1

You might be an accountant if you had no idea GAP was also a clothing store.

Answer 2

You might be an accountant if you refer to your child as (deduction) "214."

Answer 3

You might be an accountant if you're doing it now because you checked the file and found that you did it last year.

Answer 4

You might be an accountant if you did an NPV calculation during the movie "Indecent Proposal."

Answer 5

You might be an accountant if your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Answer 6

Why do banks leave the doors to the vault open but chain the pens...

Answer 7

What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything

Answer 8

Why do some accountants become actuaries? They find bookkeeping...

Answer 9

How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? Two....

Answer 10

Why is someone who invests all your money called a "broker?"