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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business...

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How many journalists does it take to screw in a light...

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Jesse: Dad, what is used most often for birth control? Billy Bob:...

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Who can jump higher than a tall building? Anyone. A building can't...

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A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to...

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Secretary: I'm afraid I've got some bad news. Boss: You always...

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This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde for a...

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What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass

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Why do you feel stuck with your debt? I can't budge it.

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Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants have announced a merger to become...

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When you put "THE" and "IRS" together it forms "THEIRS."....

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A riddle is not a joke. When a small child says they have a joke...

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What do you get when you cross a transatlantic aircraft with an...

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What stays in the corner but travels around the world? A stamp!

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Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump...

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What happens to dead plumbers? They go down the drain!

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Man in a wheelchair stole your camo jacket?...

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A mailman gets into fender bender with another driver, the driver...

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The auditor tells the taxpayer "I'm afraid we can't let you deduct...