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How many Satanists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light...

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How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? None....

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How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light...

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A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to...

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How many Freemasons does it take to change a lightbulb? I can't...

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What did the master say to his confused disciple? "That was Zen,...

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What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder

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How many pro-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Two...

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How many environmentalists does it take to screw in a light...

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Did you hear about the new "Dial-A-Prayer" phone service for...

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A psychic once told me I'm psychic.

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What is the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther...

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Why are leprechauns hard to get along with? They're very...

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T-shirt: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet!

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What do you call a bear with no parents? Rupert the Bastard

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What happened to the glow worm who was squashed? He was delighted.

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What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school? Mothematics

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What looks like half a hamster? The other half

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My life coach just benched me.