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What do you call a Sun Devil with a championship ring? A thief!
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Why is Alabama the smartest state in the US? It has four A's and...
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You know you're from Maryland if you got your 1st lacrosse stick...
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You might live in Wisconsin if you wear shorts and a parka at the...
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A young Tennesseean went to the bathroom while his friend went...
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Welcome to Kentucky... Set your watch back 20 years!
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None....
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Why was the baby Jesus not born in Iowa? They couldn't find 3 wise...
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Why did they outlaw "the wave" in Michigan? Two Wolverines drowned.
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You know you're in Florida when all of the cars in front of you...
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None...
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Who is the most famous married woman in the US? Mrs Sippi
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Montana: At least our cows are sane!
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"Don't Juneau what the capital of Alaska is?"
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You know you're from Pennsylvania if you can give directions to...
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Texan: Where are you from? Harvard student: I am from a place...
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Jersey girls aren't trash... Trash gets picked up.